party favor: a booklet complete with calendar; blank spaces for "sex fantasy: situation - story - who - scene - quote;" a fill-in "sex records" section with check-boxes like "_female _male _uncertain" and "_for sex _ for love _for having a baby _want to get him/her _other" (how do you like that categorical schema?); and a five-page list of terms in English and Chinese that I just cannot believe has not appeard in a single one of my textbooks to date, and that contains the following intriguing entry: "QK: only in Taiwan do people know what this means."